I thought I’d post a few timely pictures to show I’m still alive and kicking! Fall is my favorite time of the year; the weather starts cooling and I can cozy up to thick, soft clothes. Who doesn’t enjoy the … Continue reading Impending Autumn
Me and Chuck was in the fort in the back yard playing I Can Take It. I already won the hold-your-breath contest and we was decidin’ whether to use Ma’s straight pins or the matches he’d brought for the next … Continue reading Ol’ Slobber
“No, I don’t have an appointment. All I need to do is check the seismometers; there are twenty two here and it won’t take but a few minutes for each.” Tape sized the guy up. He did look like the … Continue reading When An Alien Says It’s Party Time…
OoooH! A Free Preview of the New Book Pull Aliens, Pull! Cartier walked up to Marta at the dining table for the executive offices and passed her a lemony nutrition drink.”Elise, my dear, how are your preparations for tonight going? … Continue reading A Difference of Opinion
Hopkinsville Kentucky is famed right now for having the greatest duration for the US-wide total eclipse. In case you thought this place had little other merit, by golly Edgar Cayce practiced there! The caption below the picture is from the … Continue reading Eclipse Song – Edgar Cayce!
“Shitski! The remote died!” As the Machete Mania show segued into The World’s Best Hamster Clips, Jeannie levered up from the sofa and went for batteries. She returned to see a bunch of jittery rodents riding a zip line over … Continue reading The Cuss Cash Jar