I had crush on a shy guy
I’d seen him look my way
But how to say be mine? Kiss me! Say the word, you got me!
Light bulb, a Valentine!
I picked one out that said ‘You’re on my mind’
I looked high and low, where’d he go?
Then in the bushes, his bare behind bobbin’ up and down
I tore that card up fine as snow
Imagine my surprise to see
My desk was right beside a man
Who could make me do handstands
All week I felt a barb in my heart
What a way to start!
When he offered to take me to lunch my heart was smitten
He opened up some cat food and called me his kitten
Twice smarter once bitten!
I thought the photographer was hot
He finished with the wedding party and said
he’d like a few shots of just me
I felt the arrow again, okay I said
I followed dreamy to his studio
But wouldn’t you know
He wanted all my clothes off first
I have the feeling I’m utterly cursed
Never in my life
Never have a husband
never be a wife
and if I ever find that cherub
I’ll jab him with a knife!
Leave me alone