Move Along, No Turkeys Here!

I saw a turkey Just over the hilltop In that bright land where He’ll never grow old Up there’s a city Where candles will shine On a table with turkey On which people will dine! Just CHICKENS here, move along, that’s right, nothing to see here…  

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Frost Was Spotted…

Morning Weather Report: “A heavy frost was spotted in most areas of the city.” Sorry, I couldn’t resist a little silliness.  Have a fine, overstuffed Thanksgiving! Oh no! I see spots! The uniformity is uncanny – could they be UFO Crop-Spots? Can we decipher the arcane script? Anyone got a Geiger counter in his or…

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